Quote of the Year: December 2009

"I told her this absurd lie... which, you know, most people call jokes."

"I have made ceaseless effort, not to ridicule,
not to bewail, not to scorn human actions,
but to understand them."

"These attract the world!"

"I made your life yell at me."

"Get back in there, you mock turtle!"

"I sat on meat & I hate this fucking job."

"You're just jealous that I wore a cape everywhere."

"As children you must count!"

"He died in a state of yummy."

"I am such a good idea..."

"My house is full of bananas!"

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