Pithy Social Observations & Intimate Nonchalance

Quote of the Day

"I told her this absurd lie... which, you know, most people call jokes."

Convoluted Sentence(s) of the Week

"I have made ceaseless effort, not to ridicule,
not to bewail, not to scorn human actions,
but to understand them."

Quote of the Day

"These attract the world!"

Quote of the Day (from a Dream)

"I made your life yell at me."

Quote of the Day

"Get back in there, you mock turtle!"

Quote of the Day

"I sat on meat & I hate this fucking job."

Quote of the Day

"You're just jealous that I wore a cape everywhere."

Quote of the Day

"As children you must count!"

Quote of the Day

"He died in a state of yummy."

Quote of the Day

"I am such a good idea..."

Quote of the Day

"My house is full of bananas!"

Quote of the Day

"I have never seen a person that doesn't look like a monkey."

Quote of the Day

"Well. A girl is always the best excuse."

Quote of the Day

"Have you still seen...?"

Quote of the Day

"I'm the quote of everyone's day."

Quote of the Day

"The ideas in my head are so clear, everyone around me becomes blurred."

Quote of the Day

"I love China. It's like a cartoon!"

10|10|09

Quote of the Day

"I don't like enough people to have a party."

10|05|09

Convoluted Sentence(s) of the Week

"Holding a grudge is like having AIDS.
You don't wanna talk about it & the longer you have it the worse you look."
Convolute Sentence(s) of the Week
10|04|09

Quote of the Day

"Compliments are for losers with low self-esteem."

10|01|09

Quote of the Day

"Can anyone be innocent in a world where people vote?"

 09|29|09

Quote of the Day

"It's not like you wear hooker-skirts outside."

09|25|09

Quote of the Day

"Why would you even care about his opinion?
That guy is the line between rationality & beer."


09|22|09

Quote of the Day

"All art is based on human flaws."

09|21|09

Quote of the Day

"Self-deprecation is one of the worst forms of bullshit. I don't wanna hear it."

09|19|09

Quote of the Day

"All my friends build robots."


09|15|09

Convoluted Sentence(s) of the Week

"It's not enough to not care about what other people think...
'Ts better to not even bother wasting time
imagining what other people think."
Convolute Sentence(s) of the Week

09|14|09

Quote of the Day

"Repetition is important,
without it the bad-listeners would never catch-up."



09|13|09

Quote of the Day

"The word 'hipster' was created by unhip people with bad taste,
to make themselves feel better."


09|11|09

Quote of the Day

"You must learn that men have to make the first move. It's not up to women to help them. It's actually exciting to disconcert them, and watch them counterattack."

09|09|09

Quote of the Day ~ 09|07|09

"My mom just said:
'Life just get's funnier, then you die'."

QUOTE OF THE YEAR 2008

a Friend, while trying to comfort a man whose other friend was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia, said:
"At least he didn't get down-syndrome."