Quote of the Year

Pithy Social Observations & Intimate Nonchalance

Quote of the DECADE

2000 ~ 2010

"NEVER TRUST THE INTERNET."

QUOTE OF THE YEAR 2010

"If you saw yourself, you'd be laughing too."

Quote of the Day

"Poor people are crafty."

Quote of the Day

"No, porn is bad for society, if only because it ruins peoples' imaginations."

Quote of the Day

"I told her this absurd lie... which, you know, most people call jokes."

Convoluted Sentence(s) of the Week

"I have made ceaseless effort, not to ridicule,
not to bewail, not to scorn human actions,
but to understand them."

Quote of the Day

"These attract the world!"

Quote of the Day (from a Dream)

"I made your life yell at me."

Quote of the Day

"Get back in there, you mock turtle!"

Quote of the Day

"I sat on meat & I hate this fucking job."